Story of s7ubs the Gay

Since I get so many questions on how did it happen, did it hurt ETC. Well For people who just read that first line and is lost, i'll explain what I'm talking about. I went to work on a cold morning in October (30th), and i work construction. We were re-framing a old farm house and i was asked to cut a 10 foot facia board with a 6 inch angle on the left on the table saw. No problem right? Yea thats what i figured. Usually cuttin 6 inchs off of a 10 foot board you have a co-worker hold the other side of the board because of the weight and its almost a garentee fuck up. Well i didn't ask one of my co-workers so i just started to cut it. Well since I had no one to hold it, the board broke in half, half way through the cut. So once again I'm like no problem right? Wrong, i go to flip over the board and cut the other half that didn't break off. Well this is when you can say Pwned. Yup thats right the evil table saw took the life of my beloved finger. My left index one to be specific about it. Now comes thwe question did it hurt? Well for any one who has been seriously injuried you would know your body goes into shock. So no it did not hurt really at all for the first 20 minutes. Well when i started to come back out of shock it hurt like hell to be honest. I started gritting my teeth and groaning to sum it up. Now how do you play with "9" fingers, does it effect the way you play. Well as much as i'd like to say it makes me "special" but it really doesnt. I just use my middle finger for gernades (default settings) and yea thats about it. And that gives me my tag "s7ubs" <3

btw Im gay

ARRRRRRRG IM ANGRY!

stfu 09 kid

Im too cool, boxes or gtfo

s7ubs wrote:

stfu 09 kid

Im too cool, boxes or gtfo

whatta fag

BIG WALL OF TEXT!

tl:dr

i love you baby1!1! more than reid because hes being a little bitch lately

wowowowowow

s7ubs wrote:

Since I get so many questions on how did it happen, did it hurt ETC. Well For people who just read that first line and is lost, i'll explain what I'm talking about. I went to work on a cold morning in October (30th), and i work construction. We were re-framing a old farm house and i was asked to cut a 10 foot facia board with a 6 inch angle on the left on the table saw. No problem right? Yea thats what i figured. Usually cuttin 6 inchs off of a 10 foot board you have a co-worker hold the other side of the board because of the weight and its almost a garentee fuck up. Well i didn't ask one of my co-workers so i just started to cut it. Well since I had no one to hold it, the board broke in half, half way through the cut. So once again I'm like no problem right? Wrong, i go to flip over the board and cut the other half that didn't break off. Well this is when you can say Pwned. Yup thats right the evil table saw took the life of my beloved finger. My left index one to be specific about it. Now comes thwe question did it hurt? Well for any one who has been seriously injuried you would know your body goes into shock. So no it did not hurt really at all for the first 20 minutes. Well when i started to come back out of shock it hurt like hell to be honest. I started gritting my teeth and groaning to sum it up. Now how do you play with "9" fingers, does it effect the way you play. Well as much as i'd like to say it makes me "special" but it really doesnt. I just use my middle finger for gernades (default settings) and yea thats about it. And that gives me my tag "s7ubs" <3

btw Im gay

I knew it.

Fucking faggots.

bigsauce, more like biggoth